That’s right, we’re bringing all the creepiness of online personals at Temple from Craigslist back. Stalkers, dreamers and too-shy-to-talk in person people, you’ll live on for another semester at Broad & Cecil.
Missed Connections are back with a vengeance after the jump.
Welcome back, kiddos. This Week’s Missed Connections has missed you dearly. Temple’s love gazes are back in full swing, and by swing, I mean swinger, and by swinger, I mean freakishly desperate for any thing they can get.
This week is a veritable children’s book of lost love. The MCs are written for a fourth grade education level and one includes an illustration. I’m serious about that.
Get it on after the jump.
This Week’s Missed Connections is a little like a creepy uncle during the holidays. Sometimes he leaves notes around the house for you to find expressing his love interest. Okay, it’s not like that at all. But it’s just as weird, and pretty much the same gig.
Feel the love after the jump.
This Week’s Missed Connections is a look at Temple University’s sweetest and most romantic attempts at finding love— if you’re delusional and believe in fairies. It’s actually really creepy. But every last one of us wants be written about in one. Well, I do, as long as it’s not my best friend messing with my head.
This week has got some doozies. Yeah, I said that. Doozies.
So, last week I said you guys weren’t posting enough, but uhm, I forget to mention that this week has been absolutely nuts for me. It’s cool, it’s cool, I still wanna share the love. But I’ll let the posts speak for themselves:
you were walking into tuttleman while i was leaving. you are adorable.
You took off the technicolor and as I suspected, you were Jesus. Praise.
I noticed you on the train last Thursday. You got on the 4:33 express to Thorndale at Temple. You have a black messenger bag with band names all over it like Slayer and Amon Amarth. \m/ And I have to admit it, I skipped my Tuesday class this week just so I could see you again but I didn’t have the balls to say hi.
\m/’s are for love, my friend. \m/’s are for love.
you’re sitting next to me at the tech center
i think you’re pretty cute
let’s get lunch
Recommendation from past experiences where I’ve sat next to extremely beautiful women in the Tech Center: Skip the lunch, go straight for the on-the-keyboard make-out.
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We’ve only got 4 Liacouras Love Affairs this week, a fact that’s leaving me bored and blue-balled. C’mon love birds, I know many of you are settling down with that fall fling, but don’t get too cozy. I’ve got a job to do— and you know there’s always room for a little on the side.
Girl wearing the long teal shirt with gray spotted hoodie. I saw you today from across the street and thought you were a bombshell. Maybe we can talk more and get to know each other.
Next time, show her you care by darting across 6 lanes of heavy traffic.
I was the girl in the plaid jacket, tiny black skirt and bright yellow shoes.. Pink beret.
You were sitting to the left of me, with a few friends, and said I was cute.
I replied with “I like your scarfe.”
Nothing says romance like a trip on the Orange line.
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Apologies can’t make up for missing last weeks, uhm, missed connections, but I can say this: We’ve got quite a few more to showcase than usual, and I’ve changed things up a little bit (see below). This week, the great debate between the pal wink and pervy wink continues, it’s mighty lonely aboard SEPTA, and we’re all spending a little too much time at the Tech Center.
Lick this:
i am sitting right across from you. just look up again. email me back.
I bet this caused about 63 really embarrassing moments.
You said I always look handsome as I was heading for class at 3:40. Just thought that was real nice! Thanks for makin’ my day :] Aw, cute. Someone walked to class with their mom this afternoon.
You’re in my anthropology lecture hall. I’ve never spoke to you but you ride a black and red fixed Bianchi to class. And you always wear those cute little hats and glasses. You probably haven’t noticed me but I think you look like you’re real fun and we should get lunch sometime or something.
Note to self: Wear more cute little hats.
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Each week, I follow and post the sexiest Craigslist Missed Connections that are posted by Temple students, because frankly, I’m waiting for a reply from a professor I have a thing for anyway. For those unaware, Missed Connections are the creepiest way to get your crush’s attention, but hell, they work better then staring at that babe from a shaded park bench after midnight.
Aww, this week has your standard fare “i followed you on my bike so we must be meant for each other” longings, a metal-head connection, And a uhm… wizard love potion? Whatever you call it, GHB is ill-e-gal, kiddos.
Sexxxytime:
yes u keep catching me stare at uuu
but u are an absolutely gorgeous girl
and i cant help but stare ?
your have a nose ring & long dark hair
i doubt u read these but…if u do..sweet.
ur beautiful.
i see you at the library desk sometimes. last year, i got out a book called “design for dummies.” when i handed it to you, i said i felt retarted and you said not to worry, that you didn’t think i was retarted. that makes you cool in my book. i just moved back to philly and you seem like you might be a neat boy to hang out with, so yeah. i know this is lame that i am posting this. even moreso because i plan to watch a lifetime movie when i am through. maybe you like lifetime, too..
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Each week, I’ll follow and post the the juiciest Craigslist Missed Connections that happen on Temple’s campus, because frankly, I’m looking for ones written about me anyway. For those unaware, Missed Connections are the saddest, funniest and creepiest way to get your crush’s attention, but hey, its cheaper then Match.com.
This week’s got two students hot for teacher, begging the question- who’s getting A’s in your stats class? There’s some illiterate love and a construction worker cat-call reversal.
Here’s the hotness:
dude, you’re mustache is wild, you really really stand out and I notice you everywhere on campus. You always look angry, i like. meet up sometime someday maybe?
I’m in your statistics class at 8:40 in the morning and told you that I really like your class. I actually hate statistics but I think you’re dreamy.
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