Contrary to what your groggy self might have thought at 6:10 a.m. when checking the TU Alerts, you still have class. Disregard the unnecessary “l” in “canceled” and the fact that “classes” was capitalized and on a new line of its own. That 8 a.m. dangler at the top meant classes were only canceled for the early birds this morning.

See you in the slushy Anderson and Gladfelter walkway three minutes before a class starts, undoubtedly.