Low on Diamond Dollars, are you?

Food thefts in the Student Center spiked this week, with a record seven students caught stealing food there.

Looks like everyone’s out of cash, Diamond Dollars and the wit it takes to steal food from a crowded food court …

On Tuesday, one student ate fries right there then attempted to leave without paying. But they nabbed him. Talk about end-of-semester blues. No sleep, no fun, and now that they’re cracking down over at the SAC, no free (stolen) food. Guess we’re gonna have to take all we can get when it’s free on Fridays. Good luck with that.