Yep, kids, we’re legit now … without further ado, here it is, the No. 1 entry under “Temple University” on the Urban Dictionary:

“Temple University is the Harvard of Philadelphia. Not really, but the students could kick any Harvard boy’s ass because Main Campus is in the ghetto. Don’t bother going to the Center City campus unless you want to get mugged, Ambler Campus is a joke, and Tyler is the art school…with artsy people. Definitely the best university ever. Temple is better than Drexel, UPenn, and St. Joe’s combined. Seriously.”

Well, well, well, “Harvard of Philadelphia.” Not too shabby, eh? I do like the part about how we can kick any Harvard boy’s ass … but I think that’s probably true of most U.S. colleges, for obvious reasons. Also, Temple is SO better than its neighboring Philly universities. We’ve just got more of everything — more students, more majors, more alums, the whole nine.