The Network With No Heart

Dognapping VictimIn case anyone has gotten the idea that multinational corporations are magnanimous, civic-minded pillars of society, this was revealed in a column by Stu Bykofsky.

Apparently, a man whose dog had been dognapped, held for ransom and tortured, and presumably killed, attempted to have Verizon track the number from which the dognappers called. He was told the police knew the procedure with which to get the information…which ended up meaning waiting 12 days and being charged 150 dollars.

For a phone number that was part of a criminal investigation?

Is it just me, or does it seem like corporations get away with a little more than the average citizen? Imagine if an average Philadelphian knew the number from which a criminal had contacted a victim, and waited twelve days to get back to the police, and then charged them $150.

Why can Verizon get away with this? It’s bordering on contempt. And for that matter, how hard is it to track that kind of information?

Come on, Bill

BillCosbyTimeMag.jpgYou know, Bill Cosby has been pissing off lots of people for years now. It was around 2004 and the 50th anniversary of the Brown versus Board of Education Supreme Court decision that he began his transformation from legendary entertainer to third rail.

“People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we’ve got these knuckleheads,” he said addressing an audience in Washington back in the summer of 2005. “The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting.”

He has taken an active role in criticizing the shortcomings of black American culture, in the parenting, lifestyles and priorities. For it, he has gotten the Huxtable beaten out of him from black leaders, progressive whites, race commentators and activists of every other size, agenda and caliber.

He has tried to develop dialogue, through his discussions and speeches, even his website.

The thing is, news about Bill Cosby, who did his undergrad on North Broad, is intensely important to any and all Temple students worth the Hooter in their heart. And, you gotta at least respect someone for thinking an issue so important that he thinks his career, his reputation is worth risking. The Cos has done both, news and risk, again.

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Milk and Beer: a troubling mixed drink

milk_gallon.pngAccording to the 11/13 Temple Crime Report as reported by The Temple News, some ass clown Temple student living in the top floor of the Kardon building hurled a gallon of milk from his window.

Really? There is no reason for someone living in Philly to be that bored. And wasteful.

Precious milk.

We greedily suck from nature’s giving teat and then dump it outta a converted train station in a drunken stupor. I can only take solace in the fact that that dude totally woke up the next morning with lots of Golden Grahams and no interest in having cereal in orange juice.

For Something New…

200px-Robert_Gates,_official_DoD_photo_portrait,_2006.jpgAs if there isn’t enough bad news coming out of Iraq, two developments are making me wonder just how much longer the current situation will remain in place before we cry Uncle, or replace the Draught Horse with another kind of draft. First, desertions are at a 27-year high. While this is not that shocking, considering public opinion and the difficulty in Iraq, it does not sound all that well. Isn’t the Army already stretched too far?

Second, Defense Sec. Robert Gates has announced he will begin laying off employees if new war funding is not approved. Gates warned that he would direct the Army and Marines to develop plans to lay off employees and terminate contracts.

My first question is, “Can they do that?” The Army and Marines do not seem like organizations that can lay off their employees without negative consequences. I understand that almost any bureacracy can trim some fat, but how many people will they have to fire to make a dent? To finance just one day of operations, $200 million of payroll cuts would have to be made.

This might not matter, if Congress coughs up the requested amount of taxpayer money. Then again, that would only postpone this same problem, unless Iraq’s future starts looking rosy fast.

Either way, it looks like it is going to be a rough Christmas for Army recruits, recruiters, and staff.

Study shows Franklin Institute causes child abuse

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I need a kid to hit.

Yesterday was College Day, which kindly let me avoid the $15 entry fee for the Franklin Istitute, the 180-year science educational facility near Logan Square. I hadn’t been there since I was a little tyke, ten or twelve, just about the age you really should be to go there.

Good God do I wish TFI was more Institute, even if it had its popular interactive portions, but I was all for seeing Identity, its newest exhibit. It was publicized as an exploration and explanation of the correlation between genetics, environment and our personal development, both physical and emotional. Pretty rad, man.

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Lion Eats Owl While Owl Ridicules Lion for Getting Shot by Hunter

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I encountered on young man walking with beers in each hand as he chanted, “suck my ass, Temple.”

Well, I finally made it to a Temple football game, and what a game it was! Temple was facing the might Nitanny Lions from Penn State, led by their venerable coach, Joe Paterno. They are a strong team that has suffered some unfortunate losses this season. What better way than to boost morale than by sharpening the Lion’s claws against a weaker Temple Owls?

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Important Presentation on Waterfront Development

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As I wrote about in my column a few weeks ago, PennPraxis, the UPenn design team contracted to create a community-based redevelopment plan for the Delaware water front, will shortly be releasing its findings. The presentation will be held downtown at the Pennsylvania Convention Center on Wednesday, November 14th. RSVP is required, here. Attendees are supposed to show up at 6:00 PM, but from what I’ve been told over 1,000 people have already registered, so you may want to show up early.

I can only reiterate what I’ve already said in my column. The central Philadelphia riverfront is a span of the city that is over half the size of Center City, and largely undeveloped. Furthermore, it is probably the largest span of undeveloped land that sits in proximity to our central commercial district. It is crucial to our future that we take advantage of this area, even if only because waterfront property routinely is the most valuable real estate. I encourage everyone who can to attend this survey and educate themselves about the potential our city has.

Regarding Our Collective Ugliness: It’s my fault

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In last week’s paper, one of our esteemed writers, Chris Stover, wrote about Philadelphia’s top ranking in the field of ugliness. A survey conducted by Travel and Leisure Magazine confirmed this new status. The media has now added ugliness to the city’s list of accolades, alongside obesity and violence. This has upset many people, who wonder how such a thing could happen. Already, there are calls for Mayor Street to resign over this. It was announced two days ago that he would leave office sometime in January. A man named Michael Nutter has been selected to replace him. Sadly, Philadelphia’s ugliness is actually not Mayor Street’s fault. It is mine.

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Demands Without Grounds

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In Tuesday’s edition of the Temple News, Ann Hyclak did a news story on DISorientation, a seminar held by the Progressive Student Coalition, made up up four campus student groups.

This Coalition has made 14 demands of the university. I can agree with some of the demands as being worthwhile and necessary. For example, doubling the money given to Multi-Cultural Affairs is a great idea, and certainly in keeping with the image Temple likes to have of itself as a diverse campus. Also, making the available classes at Temple more balanced against Eurocentrism would be an initiative that could keep Temple astride of academic diversity.

Some of the demands, however, two in particular, were simply not grounded. First, the demand for Temple to freeze tuition where it is. Second, the demand to open the TECH Center and Paley Library to the public.

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