Each week, I follow and post the sexiest Craigslist Missed Connections that are posted by Temple students, because frankly, I’m waiting for a reply from a professor I have a thing for anyway. For those unaware, Missed Connections are the creepiest way to get your crush’s attention, but hell, they work better then staring at that babe from a shaded park bench after midnight.
Aww, this week has your standard fare “i followed you on my bike so we must be meant for each other” longings, a metal-head connection, And a uhm… wizard love potion? Whatever you call it, GHB is ill-e-gal, kiddos.
Sexxxytime:
yes u keep catching me stare at uuu
but u are an absolutely gorgeous girl
and i cant help but stare ?
your have a nose ring & long dark hair
i doubt u read these but…if u do..sweet.
ur beautiful.
i see you at the library desk sometimes. last year, i got out a book called “design for dummies.” when i handed it to you, i said i felt retarted and you said not to worry, that you didn’t think i was retarted. that makes you cool in my book. i just moved back to philly and you seem like you might be a neat boy to hang out with, so yeah. i know this is lame that i am posting this. even moreso because i plan to watch a lifetime movie when i am through. maybe you like lifetime, too..
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