Perez Hilton is even blogging about Philadelphia.

Remember the good ol’ days when you’d go to Chuck E. Cheese, eat pizza, watch unknown people get dressed up in creepy, furry animal costumes to perform and spend endless hours playing games to win tickets for the “big prize” you’d never get?

Those days are over.

According to 6ABC, a woman visiting the mouse-i-cized chain grew angry and threw a salt shaker at another woman, who returned the favor with a chair in the latter’s face.

The worst thing?

A child was caught in the middle of the brawl and is now at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.

Kids can’t even hang out with furry mice anymore without experiencing the dangers of Philadelphia.