That’s right, we’re bringing all the creepiness of online personals at Temple from Craigslist back. Stalkers, dreamers and too-shy-to-talk in person people, you’ll live on for another semester at Broad & Cecil.

Missed Connections are back with a vengeance after the jump.

Hotty in Mitten Hall on Thursday AM – m4w – 28

Hey, so I was sitting in the little lounge in Mitten yesterday AM, minding my own business when you walked in. You sat down opposite me and everytime I looked up to check you out you were looking at me. So either you were checking me out or you have a horrible staring problem, but either way I loved the way you looked! I wish I wasn’t such a pussy and would have come talk to you. You had on Black tights and a grey sweater/shirt.

What did I have on?

Perhaps “horrible staring problem” girl wishes you weren’t “such a pussy,” too.

you were looking for a girl – w4m – 19

i was walking to class in a green jacket and jeans. you said you were looking for a girl about my height, with a sexy body and a few other descriptives. i had my earphones in and kinda thought you were screwing with me but now i’d love to meet you.
find me again on campus or email me back?

Yes, because “sexy body” is such a unique characteristic to a perverted man trying to meet girls. Gimme a break.

Senior at Temple – m4w – 25

We met one night when my friend was hanging out with your sister. We had lunch once but have had a tough time getting together since then. I would definitely like to hang out again since you seem interesting and are extremely cute.

I wonder if having to post on Craigslist instead of, perhaps, getting her number at that lunch date you had, is at all indicative of the tough time you’ve been having getting together. Just a thought.

i think your name is kim – m4w

i think there is a connection between us. we havent really spoken but if you crack your back a lot in class, this might be for you. lets get some coffee sometime and talk about the virtues.

Ah yes, back cracking, the epitome of sexiness.