Milk and Beer: a troubling mixed drink

milk_gallon.pngAccording to the 11/13 Temple Crime Report as reported by The Temple News, some ass clown Temple student living in the top floor of the Kardon building hurled a gallon of milk from his window.

Really? There is no reason for someone living in Philly to be that bored. And wasteful.

Precious milk.

We greedily suck from nature’s giving teat and then dump it outta a converted train station in a drunken stupor. I can only take solace in the fact that that dude totally woke up the next morning with lots of Golden Grahams and no interest in having cereal in orange juice.