This Week’s Missed Connections

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So, last week I said you guys weren’t posting enough, but uhm, I forget to mention that this week has been absolutely nuts for me. It’s cool, it’s cool, I still wanna share the love. But I’ll let the posts speak for themselves:

Tuesday blonde boy in blue jacket with rainbow color stripes – w4m – 21

you were walking into tuttleman while i was leaving. you are adorable.
You took off the technicolor and as I suspected, you were Jesus. Praise.

really handsome metal guy on R5 from Temple – w4m – 22

I noticed you on the train last Thursday. You got on the 4:33 express to Thorndale at Temple. You have a black messenger bag with band names all over it like Slayer and Amon Amarth. \m/ And I have to admit it, I skipped my Tuesday class this week just so I could see you again but I didn’t have the balls to say hi.
\m/’s are for love, my friend. \m/’s are for love.

Heyy hottiieee – w4m – 19

you’re sitting next to me at the tech center

i think you’re pretty cute

let’s get lunch

Recommendation from past experiences where I’ve sat next to extremely beautiful women in the Tech Center: Skip the lunch, go straight for the on-the-keyboard make-out.

Sexy on Temple Campus – w4m – 20

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I feel stupid for posting one of these, but I saw you on campus today and you looked sooo good. I usually see you biking around campus on your sparkly black and good track bike, but today you were walking around talking with friends, I wish i walked up and said hi to you since you finally weren’t just biking by….hopefully you’re in the tech center and read these. I really liked the dunks, I was wearing the low top safaris last night…. i think we would get a long VERY well. Tell me you’re single….
Alright, enough embarassing myself.. ta ta
Tell me… tell me… tell me you’ve got a good shoe discount somewhere.

cute bmx boy – w4m – 21

I saw you riding your tiny bike around temple. I think I’ve seen you around campus before. I fell in love with your swept bangs, sweat band and flowing dirty blonde hair. Seeing you made my day. I was the short brunette wearing a purple scarf waiting for a green light. I was too shy to say hi.
Why does everything seem so small in this post? It’s the land of tiny people, where even their confidence is shrinking.

R3 train going to Temple u – m4w – 29

this message is for the hot mami on the R3 train Going to temple U aroud 8 45 am .. i see u all the time at the train . some time i sit next to u but we never talk .. i like to know u more be friends dinner out shooping have fun what up?
That’s quite an offer: “dinner”, “out”, “shooping”, and “have fun.” What happens after that is up to you two, but hopefully it happens after “what up”.

Writing Class – m4w – 23

To the cute girl in my writing class that sits across from me. I totally caught you staring at me and you turned away real fast, and I smiled inside. Maybe that was my imagination, but later in class, I enjoyed making fun of a certain talk show host with you…And we walked to the parking garage together. Fill me in on some details if this is you…Bad timing though, I have a gf(I don’t cheat that’s why I’m writing this), and thats why I may seem a little socially retarded. It seems like you always meet new people when your in a relationship. If I was single I would have asked you to “study” maybe lol, or at least for your number by now…But you seem like a down to earth type of girl I’d like to stay in touch with after the semester. Def think your a cutie and didn’t want you to think I was oblivious or scared to ask you out…I’ve never written one of these, and doubt you will ever read this…Wow I’m f*cking weird lol!

Yeah, you’re not trying to get out of that relationship.

Woody’s Tonight- Nov 7th… – m4m – 19

You were at Woody’s tonight for college night…tall, white, athletic, light brown/dark blonde hair, blue long sleeve shirt rolled up to the elbows with a white shirt underneath.

You kept smiling at me, I was dancing with a female friend and too scared to approach you, then when I finally got the balls to ask, you dissapeared.

Hit me up if this sounds familiar…
It only sounds familiar because “I got the balls to ask but then you disappeared” is the working title of Missed Connections.

R5 Tuesday Night, Red Glasses! – m4w

I was on the R5 last night and you got on at Jenkintown I think, anyways you sat facing me and you had red glasses and a navy blue coat. I was to your right a few seats up wearing a black coat and blue dress shirt. I thought you caught me staring a few times. You almost got off at North Broad and Im glad you didn’t. That is a rough area for someone as cute as you! Hope this finds you! I would love to catch your name.
“I followed you home. You ran really fast. Really, I’d just love to catch you. In a burlap sack for storing in my basement.”

Waiting at a Red Light in North Philly on Bicycles – m4w – 20

Around 2:30pm I pulled up next to you at a red light. The thought crossed my mind to make a comment about your bike, or your horn-rimmed glasses, or perhaps the fact that you were probably on your way to Temple main campus. Instead, I decided to awkwardly trade glances with you, and blow the light, probably looking like a dick since I had to weave around cars headed West, while you waited 15 seconds and went straight.

I probably shouldn’t have been in such a hurry and said something.
Well at that pace, just run her over and you’ll have no choice but to talk to her. You lunatic.

temple elevator – m4m – 20

you had just finished smoking, came in and held the door for me. we shared the same elevator along with a woman. you had all*stars. Curious if you’ll get this.

Hot Cuban girl at Oxford Village last night – m4w – 21

There was this hot girl who was at this party I was at last night. You told me that you liked the anime Bleach and that you thought I was hot. We had sex later. I want to do it again, please respond.