We’ve only got 4 Liacouras Love Affairs this week, a fact that’s leaving me bored and blue-balled. C’mon love birds, I know many of you are settling down with that fall fling, but don’t get too cozy. I’ve got a job to do— and you know there’s always room for a little on the side.

Saw you on Montgomery (TU) – m4w – 19

Girl wearing the long teal shirt with gray spotted hoodie. I saw you today from across the street and thought you were a bombshell. Maybe we can talk more and get to know each other.

Next time, show her you care by darting across 6 lanes of heavy traffic.

broad line going to south st. a few weeks ago – w4m – 19

I was the girl in the plaid jacket, tiny black skirt and bright yellow shoes.. Pink beret.

You were sitting to the left of me, with a few friends, and said I was cute.

I replied with “I like your scarfe.”

Nothing says romance like a trip on the Orange line.

Tall Blonde Boy at TECH center – w4m – 19

I see you here all the time. You have long hair. Your headband is cute. I think you caught me staring once!

For some reason, this reminds me of a Modest Mouse video.

all these beautiful women in philadelphia – m4w – 20

with so many gorgeous women in this city, from kelly drive to old city, from temple to upenn
how have i remained single?

what is it youre going for?
seriously, what does THAT guy have?
no, really, be honest, is there a certain level of materialism or chauvinism that I am not aspiring to? cause the quite, considerate, and good looks dont seem to cut it. theres something im not tapping into. and perhaps i dont want to, but id like to know just the same.
i just want the inside scoop as to whats going on in your minds, maybe someday some of us can stop wasting our time with stupid people at stupid venues;) stop wishing that person would take those stupid earplugs out their ears or keep the phone in the purse for more than 5 minutes so WE can talk!

since im going on
i just want to remind any ladies out there that might open this up- its okay for you to speak to guys too!!! yeah, your mothers gained you that privilege when they won some equal rights a while back. step up to the plate with us guys, its an equal game now;)

anyhow- hope everyone had an awesome halloween party weekend
i see ya’s later

My advice is to stop asking for tips from strangers on Craigslist and just approach the girls you’re interested in.