Each week, I follow and post the sexiest Craigslist Missed Connections that are posted by Temple students, because frankly, I’m waiting for a reply from a professor I have a thing for anyway. For those unaware, Missed Connections are the creepiest way to get your crush’s attention, but hell, they work better then staring at that babe from a shaded park bench after midnight.
Aww, this week has your standard fare “i followed you on my bike so we must be meant for each other” longings, a metal-head connection, And a uhm… wizard love potion? Whatever you call it, GHB is ill-e-gal, kiddos.
Sexxxytime:
across from me right noww – m4w – 23
yes u keep catching me stare at uuu
but u are an absolutely gorgeous girl
and i cant help but stare ?
your have a nose ring & long dark hair
i doubt u read these but…if u do..sweet.
ur beautiful.
boy who works in the library. one day you wore a pink shirt. – w4m – 21
i see you at the library desk sometimes. last year, i got out a book called “design for dummies.” when i handed it to you, i said i felt retarted and you said not to worry, that you didn’t think i was retarted. that makes you cool in my book. i just moved back to philly and you seem like you might be a neat boy to hang out with, so yeah. i know this is lame that i am posting this. even moreso because i plan to watch a lifetime movie when i am through. maybe you like lifetime, too..
WOW! Temple Girl who works at Naked Chocolate – m4w
I wonder if you know how amazingly blue your eyes are;) Probabaly not because you didn’t sound vain as I overheard you talking. You mentioned that you go to temple while you were working at Naked Chocolate in CC. You have the hottiest hottie body and all I could do to not fall over was re-focus and order (which I ended up screwing up anyway). You were wearing a brown and cream dress that my friend said made you look like a flat out “stunner”.
I’m not the type to get flustered but….Thanks for just …… Oh my god
PS: Even your curly hair was beautiful
🙂 have a good day
Temple Univ. MSRC Math 65 tutoring – m4w – 24
You (the blonde) came in with your friend for Math 65 on Thursday . I thought you were gorgeous. Both of you liked my shirt and my nametag. I helped you guys out. After I left, one of you asked my supervisor for my number. I would have asked for yours, but I always try to act professionally. Stop back in soon.
P.S. I won’t make any jokes about tutoring you in human anatomy. That’s too obvious. I just do math and physics.
Jay Josh? – w4m – 23
Anyone know a kid named Jay Josh or Joshe? He goes to Temple and a grad student I think. I met him 3 weeks ago and wanted to get to know him better!
Temple Girl, Big Glasses, Little Dress, Black Hair, Grey Fanny Pack – m4w
I’ve seen you three times now.
Occasionally you’re looking at me, Most of the time I’m looking at you.
Next time I’m just going to sit down next to you and introduce myself despite the fact that I might creep you out, but I have a feeling I might not.
Same time, Same place next week?
Dethklok blonde – 20
I talked to you for 2 minutes outside of the SAC earlier today, about the most brutal of all metal bands, DETHKLOK. You were incredibly beautiful.
Bicycle rider on 15th st – m4w – 22
You left Temple on 15th and rode to about spring garden I think. I was in the line of cars following you. You had a gray shirt, black shorts, black hair, black bag. You are way too pretty to not have a helmit! I mean seriously…protect that brain so we can go for a ride!
cute girl riding the R5/Lansdale – left Temple at 6:30pm – m4w – 22
you got on at Temple. you were sitting in the last seat of the row. I was standing next to you . you got off at Oreland.
you’re cute. what kind of music do you listen to?
like a lot of people, i feel corny doing this.. – w4m – 20
so i’ll be vague. i was waiting for a friend who was in the bathroom. we smiled at each other a little by the doors. wish i wasn’t so shy (or that i got more sleep last night and didn’t come to school all frazzled)
anyway, hi. you look like someone i’d want to know.
de-lish – w4m – 20
you used to work at grocery.
then i saw you around the TU campus and CC
and again at a party a few weekends ago.
i swear, i’m not a huge creep whos stalking you.
but i have to let you know…you are effing adorable and we should probably date.
adios
Boldest Temple Dude ever – w4m – 21
You are so bold. Your staired me down for almost an hour in the tech center across the whole study lounge. As I stood up to leave I picked up my gaze and you were magically right in front of me. You put your finger over my mouth and said, “your not going any where girl.” You slowling pushed me back on the chair. I looked into you eyes. As you took off your wizard hat and robe, I knew it was love.
BUT I DIDN’T GET YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!
