Each week, I’ll follow and post the the juiciest Craigslist Missed Connections that happen on Temple’s campus, because frankly, I’m looking for ones written about me anyway. For those unaware, Missed Connections are the saddest, funniest and creepiest way to get your crush’s attention, but hey, its cheaper then Match.com.

This week’s got two students hot for teacher, begging the question- who’s getting A’s in your stats class? There’s some illiterate love and a construction worker cat-call reversal.

Here’s the hotness:

crazy stache messy blonde hair at temple – w4m – 22

dude, you’re mustache is wild, you really really stand out and I notice you everywhere on campus. You always look angry, i like. meet up sometime someday maybe?

i have a crush on my professor – w4m

I’m in your statistics class at 8:40 in the morning and told you that I really like your class. I actually hate statistics but I think you’re dreamy.

Ritter Hall Stares – m4m – 22

It was around 2:40 on Thursday in Ritter hall. You were tall, wearing a dark hoody and jeans. I was with two friends, one in red the other (a girl) in black. You stopped from a few feet behind and sort of smiled. I kept looking, and you looked back. Then you disappeared around the corner.
Perhaps you want to hang out in the corridor again sometime soon?

You have red hair and you’re in my math class. – w4m – 18

You usually sit towards the front, but sometimes you sit near me although it’s usually because you’re a little late and theres no seats left. You wear Nikes everyday I think and you’re tall. Well I sit in the back and I think you’re the cutest. Try to e-mail me if you read these.

bikes near bell tower – w4m – 20

I was locking my bike while you were unlocking yours. You wore a yellow hat and cutoffs. Checkerboard vans. You were super cute. We made eye contact and I couldn’t look away, you had the most genuine smile. I wish I had said something, but I was in shock.
I was the brunette wearing a green hoodie with a silver Mongoose. Wanna ride bikes sometime?

Dear Professor – w4m – 19

Dear Professor,

I see you looking at me in class. I see where your eyes always drift, though I admit I may be playing a part in that by the tops I wear some days. Nevertheless. And while you have dreamy blue eyes and that cute goatee, my dear professor, you must be at least in your late 30’s. How scandalous!

But I do admit, the hard on I noticed in your jeans the other day was sexy hot.

Yummy construction workers! – 23

As much as I hate the noise and the streets being blocked off, I just love walking past the gorgeous construction workers while they’re taking their break! Granted, not all of them are hot, but the ones that are put me in a better mood for the rest of the day!

Here’s to you, sweaty but sexy construction workers…you’ll always get a smile from me!!!

Temple dissent in america – m4m – 19

u saw me i saw u in class i liked it, u hang out witht hat one short chick and tall hairy guy

crazy science girl in literature – m4w – 20

Oh, why won’t you ever laugh?

Stupid type-As. I get good grades too, you know.