Greetings from Temple University, the bastion of street cred.

OK, so the crime report entry of the week isn’t exactly “hardcore,” or whatever you kids are calling it these days, but a few students pulled off a great furniture heist in the Kardon-Atlantic Terminal Building. The report reads that an apartment manager found a stolen love seat, leather sofa and chair in an apartment occupied by the students. When he confronted them, they refused to return the furniture and they were referred to the University Disciplinary Committee.

Kudos, kids … you’ve got to be pretty clever to pull off stealing any sort of furniture, let alone a leather sofa. Impressive. Just another example of the great minds bred by Temple University.

No word yet on whether or not Bonnie and Clyde aided in the heist. Just saying, it sounds pretty professional.